Kelly Clarkson wet...




oh, my...
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this is why I can't get shit done...
I take a five minute break from my landscaping work and see this...




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ay, carumba...
I've been out since seven thirty this morning, rototilling the new soil that I hauled last week to fill in the crater left after we got rid of our pool. I could sure use one of these...




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Ladies and Gentlemen...
the next President of the United States.


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in other news...
a man has been arrested for assault after pelting his father with a bag of Cheetos...
The police report said — quote— "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."
Perhaps son Patrick should hook up with this nice young lady...


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the blogosphere is a bit dimmer this morning...
Rodger has decided to pull up stakes and strike out for richer places, and he will leave behind a hole that just cannot be filled. Ever insightful, always funny and with a slant on the diem politico second to none, his was one of those very special places that I started, tempered and ended my day with. Saying thanks to someone like this seems almost vain, but what else can you say? I'll be less for the lack of your words.
Fare thee well, friend. If you ever decide to take the B-52 out of mothballs, I'd love to be your navigator.
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Must. Have. This...


you can buy the blades here...
Now... why didn't I think of this..?
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a Public Service Announcement...
For your personal safety, please don't go anywhere near the grave of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., as, I'm sure, he's currently spinning in his grave with a velocity here to fore unseen in the revolving dead. Mop-headed loud mouth Whoopi Goldberg, newest member of that grand television institution of deep thought, The View, managed to set back all African-Americans with one fell swoop.Defending the self admitted fan of dog fighting, animal abuser Michael Vick today, she declared that ""from where he comes from" in the South, dogfighting isn't that unusual." Well, neither is running about in bed sheets and burning crosses. Shall a defense of that particular hobby issue forth from her gaping maw? I doubt it.
I certainly hope that she is seen for what she is, a well-done version of the previous resident of that chair, that well-spring of good taste and reason, Rosie "Oh, noes, they be steelin my bukket!" O'Donnell.
Goldberg needs to be taken to task for this, not only by African-Americans, but Americans in general. She is an insulting, ignorant waste of oxygen.
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just outside my back door...
this morning...


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