May I have your attention please...
Just a quick note to all hoteliers, inn keeps and flop house desk clerks...
If you want my business, don't burp in my freakin' ear when I'm talking to you on the phone, trying to get important information about your hotel, inn or flop house. It really, really puts me off.
I will spend my money elsewhere, no matter how much you go on about how wonderful your place is...
You have screwed yourself out of hosting any number of drunken, maniacal high-class blogging folk, at weekend rates, mind you...
and, besides, your damned bar closes at 11 PM on a Saturday night! What is up with that? Bah...


wander with me...