wanna get away from it all..?

try Tristan da Cuhna, the most remote, permanently inhabited island in the world. It's located in the South Atlantic. It's actually quite a happening place. You can keep up with all the goings on by visiting their on line newspaper, The Tristan Times. Check out the story about the Albatross that visited the island, the first one in fifty years! And the local pub is now open again after being damaged in a September hurricane! Sounds like just the place for me to retire to. I wonder if they have a goth community?
pearls before swine...