it never ends...

President Bush was again taken to task by the usual liberal bleaters for being the cause of an over-abundant pumpkin harvest this season, which caused this Vermont farmer to endure being trapped in his house for over a week, having to subsist on vanilla wafers and maple syrup. After rescue workers were able to carve their way through the hoard of malevolent gourds, the liberated farmer immediately went into town and looted the general store, making away with a new tractor seat and two tins of bag balm... film at eleven...
pearls before swine...