This is an actual conversation I had today on the phone with my health insurance company, which wanted some clarification on how I ended up needing eight stitches in my arm last month;
(I was taking down an old pre-fab chimney on my home and was carrying a section down a very tall ladder, when I lost control of it and it came down on my arm and lacerated it).
Insurance Rep (with a very heavy, indescribable accent):
"So, when you injured your arm, was a third party involved?"
"Only my stupidity..."
"So, it was job related?"
May Bast watch over and keep us all...