Merry Christmas...
to one and all. I hope Father Christmas brings everything you wished for and I hope he has a some much needed peace in his sack for us all.
Make Merry, stay safe and, if you can't be with those you love, love those you're with. And remember to think of those far away, who risk it all to keep us safe and free.
I bid thee peace and joy.
Gregor

pearls before swine...

gothie shoppie...
alright, we all know that we of the goth ilk always put off everything as long as possible, so here are some last minute shopping suggestions for the special goth kidz in your life.

Just the thing for covering up the odor of clove smoke that probably permeates everything...
also good for driving relatives out of your place after they've overstayed their welcome...
(as if getting cat hair all over their holiday outfits wouldn't do it, huh?)
and, for that baby bat the just can't seem to quite get it right...

an instant goth kit... get 'em started off right. Contains almost everything you need, all you need to supply is a Bauhaus CD
and something to piss and moan about...
As for me, I hope ol' Father Christmas brings me some shame, as I have none... I shamelessly lifted these from SomethingAwful.com.

pearls before swine...

a Happy Solstice...
to one and all. This is a time of renewal and rebirth, join in celebration with the Goddess and the newly reborn God to be reborn within yourself.
May peace and goodness abound in your life, and surround those you love.

pearls before swine...