on a more serious note...
here is yet another sign of the impending apocalypse...
I'd like to close with something witty, but I'm stumped...
pearls before swine...

I must be getting stupid...
in my old age... this on-going situation of anti-American protests by Muslims over the alleged incidents by guards at Gitmo desecrating the Koran have me confused. I don't seem to recall any such goings on when unknown numbers of the Koran were probably destroyed in the attack on the World Trade Center on 9/11. I'm sure that many of the Muslim faith were employed there and probably lost, if not their lives, their Korans to the savage attack by their brethren. I don't recall any riots by Christians who lost bibles, Hindus who lost copies of the Bhagavata Purana, Jews who lost Torahs, Buddhists who lost their bibles or even Wiccans who lost their Book of Shadows... I don't understand the double standard; the savage terror attacks of that day and those that occur world-wide on a daily basis, crafted and carried out by these so-called devotees of Muhammad go against the very essence of their faith, yet the Muslim world at large does little to condemn these acts, buy they are the first to decry any act by persons outside their faith against who say anything against or act against it. It causes me to be slightly less sympathetic to their plight, but even more wary of their intentions. They hide behind the veil of their faith when it suits them, but throw it to the wayside when it's time to play the barbarian. I guess blowing each other up is less an issue to them, because it's done under the guise of their "faith", but don't let a "non-believer" tread on their toes or mishandle the Koran, because it's so "holy", lest all hell break loose. I'm finding I have very little patience left for these losers.
pearls before swine...

technology...
in my humble opinion, should evolve out of a desire to make it easier to do something. It has, from my experience, grown out of sake of itself and has made life more complicated. I have long subscribed to the R. Buckminster Fuller theory that you should be able to do less with less, but technology has grown in the opposite direction; instead of advancing ability by making tasks easier, it has turned into the realm of the technocrats, if I might refer to H.G. Wells' term coined in his excellent "The Shape of Things to Come". Technology has spawned the separation of those who work it for it's own merits, from those who could benefit from it, but are handcuffed by it's complexity. There is no reason why computer technology has evolved into a complicated, dark and mysterious world of it's own, rather than a friendly, easy to use tool for the everyman. One should be able to create beautiful and functional web pages easily, instead of needing to know a dozen different forms of code. Personal computers should be interactive with their users on a personal and simple level, but they are complex and difficult machines that require constant re-education on the part of their owners just to keep them functional. Using and maintaining a personal computer should be no more difficult than turning the pages of a book, or working a door knob, but, alas, the creation of their technology is driven by the end result of the task, rather than by the ease of performing that task. Such it is with all things modern. Technology for it's own sake has caused it to run amok. Simple devices, such as toasters or coffee makers have become showcases for electronic gee-gawgary; simple on/off has gone away. If I want toast, all I need is a toaster I can turn on and maybe adjust the amount of time it functions, with a hope of guessing right and getting a piece of bread that is not charred beyond consumption, but instead I need to wade through settings dedicated to frozen breakfast confections, crepes and thick/medium/thin bagels, and what have you, until I've wasted so much time programing the damn thing that I'm past any desire to eat fucking toast, which usually turns out exactly the opposite of what I was looking for anyway. I don't need a TV that turns itself off when it thinks I've fallen asleep; if I'm going to fall asleep, I'll sleep through the endless parade of mid-night infomercials for more useless technological handjobs to make my life "easier", I don't need the TV to worry about me, I'll be fine. I've yet to encounter modern technology that I couldn't live without, except for maybe the flush toilet and scissors and an automobile. Keep it simple, oh, lords of technology. I can get by with less invention and would really like more innovation.
pearls before swine...

life as lizard...
I will find a rock to hide under for the duration one of these days, I guarantee... and I'll only come out to take the sun and bite the shit out of people who piss me off. And shed, occasionally. And flick my tongue.
pearls before swine...