Friday, August 19, 2005

I'm honored...

I think. Without naming my sources or the technology involved, I find out that my miserable little blog is being probed (don't you just love that word..?) by a cyber-agency that specializes in uncovering and reporting threats against the US Government (a.k.a.: the ruling class of Amerika, the Land of the Free) on the internet... Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and loved... I can't imagine what brought this on. I'm not a world class political ranter. I don't think that I've openly threatened anyone in government or private sector, at least not in any way that could possibly be misconstrued as serious...
I've poked at the Democratic (sic) party here and there, and taken a few swipes at the moonbats when they've hovered around too closely but all in fun, I think. Maybe it's not me, maybe it's the other blogs, web sites and new pages I frequent... guilt by association, maybe? Geez, is there going to be a knock at the door late one night after which I'll be whisked away to some hidden enclave, where they (general meaning there...) can keep an eye on me to make sure I don't do what ever it is I've been doing anymore? Shall I become one of those "hey, he was here a minute ago!" statistics? Maybe it's the black clothes or the black nail polish or maybe it's my profound love of Russian vodka!
Ok, cyber-agency, take your cloak and your dagger and go probe someone else now, I don't feel like playing anymore...
Maybe you can invest the time and energy and bandwidth investigating what the real threats to our nation are up to on the web, rather than worrying about me. I'm just here having fun. Really. I mean it... Why don't you go see what the antichrist... oh, sorry, I mean that Clinton woman is up to... or Kofi, or Teddy K... there's investigative fodder for you. I'm harmless. Really...

pearls before swine...